Orlando Has Clean Air!

We have the mouse, we have the whale, and now we have clean air! According to a recent Yahoo! article, Orlando took fourth place in the list of US cities with the cleanest air. Oh yeah! O-town rules! Listen, I've got no swampland, but for a small fee, I will send you a vial of our fresh air. You cannot get this stuff anywhere else. (Well, maybe three other places. If you live in those three other places, I am not talking about you.) Hurry now, supplies may be limited.

8 comments:

Travis Erwin said...

No way am I going to get my lungs used to breathing clean air. They've gotten along just fine sucking in the cattle feedlot tinted air here in Texas.

If I spoiled them on your air I'd have to start hanging out in those oxygen bars just to get them a fix of the good stuff.

Charles Gramlich said...

That's very good news. I have some relatives live there, with kids, so I'm pleased for them.

courtney said...

Yay Orlando! ;)
Be careful, now. Don't let anyone steal that air from you!!

Sheri said...

Congrats on your clean air. What were the other three states? And do you happen to know where NJ or PA fell???

Mary Witzl said...

I come from Riverside, California; I believe we were once rated as third worst in the U.S. in terms of air quality, worse even than L.A., whose air wafted into our valley and was trapped by our hills. And speaking of hills, on a bad day, we couldn't even see them.

Now I live in a small town in Scotland. The air here is so sweet and pure that it almost tastes good.

ChristineEldin said...

But which is more important to you: good donuts or clean air?

LOL at your last post!
:-)

Ello said...

Yeah but the humidity will kill you! ;o)

I would like a vial please to wear around my neck so I can break it open and use it in my times of clean air need.

Susan Sandmore said...

Where's the list? Any links? Congrats on your clean, shuttle-filled air. :)