When little boys sit in my van eating French fries from Burger King, they think I'm not listening.
I am.
Boy 1: My dad rents movies and copies them. He knows it's illegal, but he doesn't care.
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Boy 2: What are the three forms of matter?
Boy 1: Water, gas, and POOP!
Boys: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Boy 2: Do you kiss your brother?
Boy 1: No, I think it's against the law.
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Boy 1: Do you still have lice?
It's amazing what you hear, isn't it? I will go out of my way to drive kids places just to hear the scoop (although I could do without the lice!)
ReplyDeleteAnd our conversations really do not improve as we age.
ReplyDeleteI always learned the most on car rides with the kids.
ReplyDeleteOMG, THAT'S HILARIOUS!! The last one was definitely the most amusing!!
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