And now, dear readers, an exciting giveaway we will have! Tom [Andleberger] has generously offered *this* ORIGINAL illustration from THE STRANGE CASE OF ORIGAMI YODA to accompany the already fabulous prize of an AUTOGRAPHED COPY of his BOOK. Make a comment between now and September 1 to enter. A winner will be announced September 2.
Remember those yoyos you'd get as part of the birthday favor bag, your departing gift after playing musical chairs and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey? Back then I thought the object was to throw the yoyo down and return it to my hand. That, I thought, was talent. If you could do it.
Oh, how wrong I was.
I spent the weekend at the World 2010 Yoyo Contest in Orlando. For those of you in the know, I met Patrick Mitchell, Mateusz Ganc, Andre Boulay, Paul Han, Jensen Kimmitt, Jon Martin, Will Neimier, Zach Gormley, many more--all talented guys (very few female yoyoers).
This competition was to yoyers what a weekend conference is to writers. My son was among his own as soon as we stepped into the ballroom. Black clothes, busy fingers, yoyos of every shape, size, and color everywhere. Incredible talent. Three days of yoyo excellence.
For those of you who think "Walk the Dog" is the height of yoyo tricks (as I once did), I give you Paul Han (from CA).
YES! We're going to see my favorite comedian, Brian Regan, this September!
I just bypassed Ticketmaster who only wanted to give me seats way in the back--stupid lottery system! Instead, I called the venue directly and got closer seats, which happen to be on the inside aisle. For those of you who are not 5'2", let me explain: that aisle will leverage out the height of the tall men I must strain to see over.
Hooray!
Once again, my goal is to out-yell the other audience members during the encore for Brian to do his "Flipper" bit.
"If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster." --Isaac Asimov
"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous." --Robert Benchley
"When writers meet, they are truculent, indifferent, or over-polite. Then comes the inevitable moment. A shows B that he has read something of B's. Will B show A? If not, then A hates B; if yes, then all is well." --Cyril Connolly "Yes, it's hard to write, but it's harder not to." --Carl Van Doren
"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." --Gene Fowler "I always write a good first line, but I have trouble writing the others." --MoliFre
"What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window." --Burton Rascoe
"Writing is the only thing that, when I do it, I don't feel I should be doing something else." --Gloria Steinem
"I love being a writer; what I can't stand is the paperwork." --Peter De Vries
"This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back in again." --Oscar Wilde "I will tell you a story." --Jesus (Matthew 21:28, CEV)